Rock Paper Scissors Dirty Shirts

Color: Red


Solid-color tees are 100% cotton

Heather tees are 60% cotton, 40% polyester

Turn Heads And Get Numbers With Our Dirty Shirts

The Rock Paper Scissors dirty shirts from Dodo Tees are a saucy take on the classic hand game, designed to add a little spice to your wardrobe. The adult humour R rated shirts proudly feature the ultimate winning hand along with the words "Nothing Beats An Old Fashion."

These funny adult shirts are a must-have for anyone who's got a bit of a naughty streak. Side seamed and crafted for a modern fit, these buttery soft humor shirts are for the chap who's got confidence in spades. It's the kind of offensive t shirt that says, "I'm here for a good time, not a long time."

Slip into one of these naughty shirts and let the world know that you play by your own rules. With premium inks and materials, these tees are an ode to the rebels and the jesters, the ones who enjoy a bit of ribaldry. They're not just clothes; they're a middle finger to the mundane.

Dare to wear these vulgar t shirts and be the talk of the town—or at least the bar. It's not just about breaking the ice; it's about blow torching it with your hot sense of humor. For those who can handle the heat, these dirty t shirts are your new uniform.

When it's time to step out in something that's as unapologetically bold as you are, these funny t shirts for men deliver. They're a high-five to your wild side, a nod to your inner rascal. And for those whose tastes in jokes never developed past 6th grade, these grown up t shirts fit the bill.

Step up your game with adult themed t-shirts that are red hot and ready to wear. Remember, Dodo Tees is all about the perks—free shipping across the continental U.S., and if you're feeling extra naughty, snag any three graphic tees and the fourth is free. Available in red, sizes S-3XL.

Our Adult Humour R Rated Shirts Are The New Dress Code For Fun

Dodo Tees prides itself on delivering funny t shirts for men that don't just talk the talk but walk the walk. Our adult humour R rated shirts boast premium high-quality inks and materials that hug your skin like a second, naughtier layer. These aren't your average graphic tees; they're side-seamed for a fit so good you'd swear it was tailored just for you. With our mission firmly set on making these your go-to wardrobe staples, we're talking the shirts that see daylight so often, they never see the inside of a closet.

Snag A Free Naughty Shirt

It's a deal that'll make you feel as good as slipping into one of our tees: buy any three women's or men's graphic t-shirts and snag the fourth on the house. Mix and match between grown up t shirts, vulgar t shirts, humor shirts, and other other genre that suites your fancy. Just make sure they're all purchased at the same time and destined for the same den of debauchery (aka your address).

An Adult Humor Gift That's Sure To Be A Conversation Starter

Searching for a gift that will make him blush and beam? The Rock Paper Scissors offensive t shirt is not just a present; it's an adult humor gift that keeps on giving, with every wear a reminder of the wild side of life. Premium in every thread, it's destined to be the main character in his wardrobe's late-night lineup.

Size Matters: Let The Naughty Shirts Sizing Chart Be Your Guide

Unsure of your size? The quest for the perfect dirty shirt ends here. With our true-to-size chart we can help you determine which shirt is right for you. Remember, Dodo Tees are pre-shrunk and a side-seamed for a modern fit that is flattering as it is comfortable. If you prefer a little extra freedom in your naughty shirts, don't hesitate to size up. From S to 3XL, we cater to all shapes of shenanigans.

No Hidden Costs, Just Your Offensive T Shirt Delivered Free

We send our offensive t shirt out into the world like a sultry secret, with free shipping across the continental U.S. And for those international devils, we work to keep shipping costs as enticingly low as the shirts themselves.

Dodo Tees Inappropriate T-Shirts Come With A 30-Day Guarantee

Our 30-day-no-questions-asked return policy on dirty shirts for men and women means you can shop for our Rock Paper Scissors funny inappropriate t-shirts with the confidence of a high roller at a Vegas casino. If they're unsoiled, unwashed, or unaltered, we'll take them back. Just note that the dice roll of return shipping costs lands in your court.

Buy Any 3 Graphic Tees and Get the 4th Shirt FREE!

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