My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't Offensive T Shirts

Color: Black


Solid-color tees are 100% cotton

Heather tees are 60% cotton, 40% polyester

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With options in Navy and Black and sizes from S to 3XL, every man can find his perfect match.

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Our "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't funny dirty shirts are crafted with the high quality inks and materials to ensure durability and comfort. Designed with a side-seamed construction, they offer a great fit that compliments your form, made from buttery soft fabric that feels amazing against the skin. The distressed printing style adds a unique touch, making it the fun tee you'll always reach for in your closet. Our mission is clear: to deliver your favorite graphic tees, blending comfort, durability, and unmatched style.

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Dive into our diverse collection and seize the opportunity to enhance your wardrobe with humor and style. Buy any 3 women's or men's graphic t-shirts from Dodo Tees and receive the 4th one absolutely free. Mix and match between adult humor shirts, offensive tees and any other genre you wish. All graphic tees must be purchased together and shipped to the same address.

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Uncertain about your size? Our sizing chart is designed to help you find the perfect fit for your funny shirts. Our mens tees are true to size and pre-shrunk, ensuring a superior fit right out of the box. The side-seamed construction of our nasty t shirts means they're designed to follow your body's natural contours for a look that's both tailored and flattering. For those who prefer a roomier fit, sizing up is always an option. With sizes ranging from S-3XL, our funny inappropriate t shirts offer a blend of comfort, durability, and style that's hard to beat.

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We're proud to offer free shipping on all orders within the continental United States, with no minimum purchase required. Our offensive merch, including the coveted vulgar t shirts, are shipped globally, and we strive to keep international shipping costs as affordable as possible. Wherever you are in the world, Dodo Tees ensures that your humor arrives on time and without a hefty price tag.

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We stand behind the quality of our graphic t shirts for men and women with a 30-day-no-questions-asked guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied with your My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't Offensive Tee, you can return it within the guarantee period. To be eligible for a return, shirts must not be soiled, washed, or altered in any way, and the buyer is responsible for return shipping costs. This guarantee ensures that your satisfaction and confidence in our products remain our top priority.

Buy Any 3 Graphic Tees and Get the 4th Shirt FREE!

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