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When you snag any of our humor clothing, you'll enjoy the perks of shipping on the house within the continental United States. For those who live in any other corner of the globe, we striving to keep our funny tee shirts shipping costs low as the panty line on a stripper.
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Enjoy peace of mind with our 30-day-no-questions-asked return policy on all graphic t-shirts for men and women. If the Your Nudes Are Safe With Me rude shirts aren't hitting the sweet spot, we've got you covered. Just ensure they're in their original state: unsoiled, unwashed, and unchanged. Do note that the return shipping is on your dime.
