Funny Tourist Shirts for Swamp Explorers
The Skeeter's Swamp Adventures funny tourist shirt is a tribute to those off the wall roadside attractions where a flannel clad guy sporting a questionable mustache and a smile that has more gaps than a bad alibi, tries to convince you his ride is a "totally safe" experience. Made with buttery soft fabric and side seamed for a great fit, this hilarious shirt for guys will have people Googling the location and history of this must see parody tourist trap.
Why You’ll Love our Novelty Shirts:
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Unique Design: A hand drawn graphic inspired by off beat 1950-60s road side attractions and their iconic advertisements.
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Great Fit: Side-seamed construction means that our graphic tshirts drape just right
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All Day Comfort: Crafted from ultra soft preshrunk fabric for a consistent fit.
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Distressed Printing: For a worn in look.
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Quality Materials: We use premium inks and materials to ensure that our designs look great wash after wash.
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Sizing: Available in S-3XL.
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Vacation Ready: Whether you are planning a trip to the Louisiana bayou or just dreaming of it, this funny mens tee is a conversation starter.
Perfect for:
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Tourists, road trip warriors, and anyone who loves a good “hold my drink” moment.
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Entrepreneurs with a "figure it out later" attitude
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Paddle Boarders
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People who live in or are traveling to Atchafalaya Basin, Louisiana and the surrounding areas
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Alligator Shirts And Other Must See Peculiarities
If you love the style of our Skeeters Swamp Adventures alligator shirt, make sure to check out our tourist tees. These parody shirts blend weird facts, obscure locations, and visual imagery into one unique design.
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Swim With the Alligators: Inspired by the questionable tourist attractions found in the southern states during the 1950s and the viral video of Wally the emotional support Alligator swimming with kids.
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Greetings from Mel's Hole: A tourist tee designed for fans of urban legends.
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Vagina, Russia Shirt: Celebrates what is surely the happiest place on earth. For anyone looking to visit Vagina Town, be aware that it is quite moist, with an annual rainfall of 23.7". Also, in case you are planning a trip of rude place names, Vagina, Russia is located about 3,750 miles from the Cock of Arran in Scotland, which we hear is easy to find but often left un-groomed.
Atchafalaya Basin, Louisiana
This graphic tee design blends fact and fiction. Atchafalaya Basin, Louisiana is roughly 2 hours from the bars, music and lights of New Orlean's Bourbon Street. Atchafalaya is the largest wetlands in the United States and home to nearly 2 million alligators, an unimaginable amount of other deadly creatures. And believe it or not, paddle boarding is a popular past time for adventurous locals and tourists alike. With an area that is over a million acres in size, many consider this swamp one of the best places for paddle boarding. If you are ever in the Pelican state, make sure to stop by and take in this slice of America.
Special thanks to Blaine Kuehmichel for the silly t shirt idea submission.
